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{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
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{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
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Wallace L. Storey was an American politician. He served as a Democratic member of the Florida House of Representatives.
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