Gomphocerinae, sometimes called \"slant-faced grasshoppers\", are a subfamily of grasshoppers found on every continent but Antarctica and Australia.
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{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
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